We found the perfect way to embarrass your family this Thanksgiving! Dad Jokes!
Click here for the full list... but here is just a few! [insert eye rolling]
- What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.
- What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
- What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing wing wing!
- What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
- Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump!
- Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.
- Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.
- What's a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.
- Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!
- When do you serve rubber turkey? Pranksgiving!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
- Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!